This app crap sucks

I'm working with Sutro Media to develop some apps and their site has been in "update" mode for a couple of days so I can't work on those apps. I'm also now an Apple App Developer for IOS and am trying to go through AppMakr.  This getting a key chain and portal stuff and certificates --- well, there's a reason I'm an English teacher and not a code monkey.  And this is supposed to be streamlined and easy for the dummies like me.  Jeez.